Why I’m deleting dating apps and you should too

I delete the app. I get bored. I start the whole process again.

have you been ‘shag-zoned’?

The realisation that someone who you believed to be a friend is in fact, only after your ‘lovely lady lumps’ is pretty shitty…

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My eyes snapped open. I could not believe what I was seeing – possibly the world’s most convincing Danny DeVito lookalike was sitting next to me.

One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.