a raspberry sorbet & a break-up, please

He scratched his chin, a tell-tell sign that he was feeling extremely awkward. GOD he was irritating.

a strange encounter in the steam room

My eyes snapped open. I could not believe what I was seeing – possibly the world’s most convincing Danny DeVito lookalike was sitting next to me.

One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.