How hard could it be to stop ghosting?

I know, I know, I’m a monster – but in my defence, a message featuring more than 3 tongue-out emojis cannot be tolerated.

The 5 Types of Men on Dating Apps

Loyal lifelong parter, or serial killer? – it’s anyone’s guess.

Making grand gestures is his forte, but beware – his moral compass is about as wayward as Augustus Gloop in a chocolate shop

He looked up slowly through his eyelashes, a Gaston- like smirk playing on his lips

We are relying upon algorithms to inform us, via email, of our recommended shags within a 5-mile radius – what a time to be alive!