He scratched his chin, a tell-tell sign that he was feeling extremely awkward. GOD he was irritating.Read More a raspberry sorbet & a break-up, please
I know, I know, I’m a monster – but in my defence, a message featuring more than 3 tongue-out emojis cannot be tolerated.Read More How hard could it be to stop ghosting?
A cheeky snapchat, or a suggestive ‘like’ on Instagram and he is sliding into your DM’s faster than a bobsleigh.Read More hoorah for the back burner boy
Just call me Eve…I’m a sucker for that juicy, red, shining forbidden fruit dangling so invitingly from the tree of temptation…Read More What’s so wrong with low-hanging fruit anyway..?
My eyes snapped open. I could not believe what I was seeing – possibly the world’s most convincing Danny DeVito lookalike was sitting next to me.Read More a strange encounter in the steam room
Imagine that your boyfriend’s mum dislikes you, and when I say ‘dislikes’, I mean hates…and when I say ‘hates’, I mean detests. If you were Regina George, she would echo Janis Ian’s sentiments toward you.Read More slut shamed by my mother in law
Loyal lifelong parter, or serial killer? – it’s anyone’s guess.Read More The 5 Types of Men on Dating Apps
One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.Read More Why you should block your ex
I had been, for the last hour, flashing my underwear to my entire workplaceRead More G-String Blues
Making grand gestures is his forte, but beware – his moral compass is about as wayward as Augustus Gloop in a chocolate shopRead More How to avoid a f*ckboy