a raspberry sorbet & a break-up, please
He scratched his chin, a tell-tell sign that he was feeling extremely awkward. GOD he was irritating.
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How hard could it be to stop ghosting?
I know, I know, I’m a monster – but in my defence, a message featuring more than 3 tongue-out emojis cannot be tolerated.
Read More How hard could it be to stop ghosting?hoorah for the back burner boy
A cheeky snapchat, or a suggestive ‘like’ on Instagram and he is sliding into your DM’s faster than a bobsleigh.
Read More hoorah for the back burner boyWhat’s so wrong with low-hanging fruit anyway..?
Just call me Eve…I’m a sucker for that juicy, red, shining forbidden fruit dangling so invitingly from the tree of temptation…
Read More What’s so wrong with low-hanging fruit anyway..?a strange encounter in the steam room
My eyes snapped open. I could not believe what I was seeing – possibly the world’s most convincing Danny DeVito lookalike was sitting next to me.
Read More a strange encounter in the steam roomslut shamed by my mother in law
Imagine that your boyfriend’s mum dislikes you, and when I say ‘dislikes’, I mean hates…and when I say ‘hates’, I mean detests. If you were Regina George, she would echo Janis Ian’s sentiments toward you.
Read More slut shamed by my mother in lawThe 5 Types of Men on Dating Apps
Loyal lifelong parter, or serial killer? – it’s anyone’s guess.
Read More The 5 Types of Men on Dating AppsWhy you should block your ex
One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.
Read More Why you should block your exG-String Blues
I had been, for the last hour, flashing my underwear to my entire workplace
Read More G-String BluesHow to avoid a f*ckboy
Making grand gestures is his forte, but beware – his moral compass is about as wayward as Augustus Gloop in a chocolate shop
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