The realisation that someone who you believed to be a friend is in fact, only after your ‘lovely lady lumps’ is pretty shitty…Read More have you been ‘shag-zoned’?
He scratched his chin, a tell-tell sign that he was feeling extremely awkward. GOD he was irritating.Read More a raspberry sorbet & a break-up, please
I know, I know, I’m a monster – but in my defence, a message featuring more than 3 tongue-out emojis cannot be tolerated.Read More How hard could it be to stop ghosting?
Loyal lifelong parter, or serial killer? – it’s anyone’s guess.Read More The 5 Types of Men on Dating Apps
One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.Read More Why you should block your ex
We even managed to persuade one unfortunate gentleman that a giant wheel of brie was in-fact an unusual type of cheesecake, (he proceeded to serve himself a generous slice).Read More Goldilocks and The 3 Dates: Just Right
He looked up slowly through his eyelashes, a Gaston- like smirk playing on his lipsRead More Goldilocks and the 3 Dates: Too Hot
The film was without a doubt one of the worst I have ever seen – I won’t name any names, but it rhymes with Des WiserbaablesRead More Goldilocks and the 3 Dates: Too Cold