He scratched his chin, a tell-tell sign that he was feeling extremely awkward. GOD he was irritating.Read More a raspberry sorbet & a break-up, please
I know, I know, I’m a monster – but in my defence, a message featuring more than 3 tongue-out emojis cannot be tolerated.Read More How hard could it be to stop ghosting?
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One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.Read More Why you should block your ex
We even managed to persuade one unfortunate gentleman that a giant wheel of brie was in-fact an unusual type of cheesecake, (he proceeded to serve himself a generous slice).Read More Goldilocks and The 3 Dates: Just Right
He looked up slowly through his eyelashes, a Gaston- like smirk playing on his lipsRead More Goldilocks and the 3 Dates: Too Hot
The film was without a doubt one of the worst I have ever seen – I won’t name any names, but it rhymes with Des WiserbaablesRead More Goldilocks and the 3 Dates: Too Cold