He scratched his chin, a tell-tell sign that he was feeling extremely awkward. GOD he was irritating.Read More a raspberry sorbet & a break-up, please
I know, I know, I’m a monster – but in my defence, a message featuring more than 3 tongue-out emojis cannot be tolerated.Read More How hard could it be to stop ghosting?
A cheeky snapchat, or a suggestive ‘like’ on Instagram and he is sliding into your DM’s faster than a bobsleigh.Read More hoorah for the back burner boy
My eyes snapped open. I could not believe what I was seeing – possibly the world’s most convincing Danny DeVito lookalike was sitting next to me.Read More a strange encounter in the steam room
Imagine that your boyfriend’s mum dislikes you, and when I say ‘dislikes’, I mean hates…and when I say ‘hates’, I mean detests. If you were Regina George, she would echo Janis Ian’s sentiments toward you.Read More slut shamed by my mother in law
I had been, for the last hour, flashing my underwear to my entire workplaceRead More G-String Blues
They couldn’t be drawing closer, it was just the flashing lights. He wouldn’t do that after liking my profile picture. They were just good friends, really good friends.Read More Heartbreak at the Disco