…just remember this : a man who is secure in himself has no need to put down or belittle a woman (so if he does, it’s probably ’cause he’s got a teeny weeny).Read More What men really mean when they call you ‘crazy’
The realisation that someone who you believed to be a friend is in fact, only after your ‘lovely lady lumps’ is pretty shitty…Read More have you been ‘shag-zoned’?
…is it not our very purpose to exude sexual mystique in our every action, to chew ‘like we’ve got a secret’, to smile sweetly and fart secretly – for our entire lives, every single day, until the sweet release of death?!Read More ‘chew like you have a secret’
I first watched the Victoria’s Secret (VS) show on television as a teenager, and immediately became obsessed with the idea of morphing myself into one of those goddessesRead More Is VS, BS?
One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.Read More Why you should block your ex
Making grand gestures is his forte, but beware – his moral compass is about as wayward as Augustus Gloop in a chocolate shopRead More How to avoid a f*ckboy
We are relying upon algorithms to inform us, via email, of our recommended shags within a 5-mile radius – what a time to be alive!Read More Finding/ Not Finding Love Online
I was rudely interrupted by what I can only describe as the hesitant throat-clearing of a best man on the verge of performing his overly-rehearsed speech.Read More What to Expect When a Man Gets Down on His (Proverbial) Knee