Why you should block your ex
One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.
Read More Why you should block your exThe comi-tragical tales of a 20-something
One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.
Read More Why you should block your exI had been, for the last hour, flashing my underwear to my entire workplace
Read More G-String BluesMaking grand gestures is his forte, but beware – his moral compass is about as wayward as Augustus Gloop in a chocolate shop
Read More How to avoid a f*ckboyThey couldn’t be drawing closer, it was just the flashing lights. He wouldn’t do that after liking my profile picture. They were just good friends, really good friends.
Read More Heartbreak at the DiscoWe even managed to persuade one unfortunate gentleman that a giant wheel of brie was in-fact an unusual type of cheesecake, (he proceeded to serve himself a generous slice).
Read More Goldilocks and The 3 Dates: Just RightHe looked up slowly through his eyelashes, a Gaston- like smirk playing on his lips
Read More Goldilocks and the 3 Dates: Too HotWe are relying upon algorithms to inform us, via email, of our recommended shags within a 5-mile radius – what a time to be alive!
Read More Finding/ Not Finding Love OnlineThe film was without a doubt one of the worst I have ever seen – I won’t name any names, but it rhymes with Des Wiserbaables
Read More Goldilocks and the 3 Dates: Too ColdI was rudely interrupted by what I can only describe as the hesitant throat-clearing of a best man on the verge of performing his overly-rehearsed speech.
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