Why I’m deleting dating apps and you should too
I delete the app. I get bored. I start the whole process again.
Read More Why I’m deleting dating apps and you should tooThe comi-tragical tales of a 20-something
I delete the app. I get bored. I start the whole process again.
Read More Why I’m deleting dating apps and you should too…just remember this : a man who is secure in himself has no need to put down or belittle a woman (so if he does, it’s probably ’cause he’s got a teeny weeny).
Read More What men really mean when they call you ‘crazy’The realisation that someone who you believed to be a friend is in fact, only after your ‘lovely lady lumps’ is pretty shitty…
Read More have you been ‘shag-zoned’?…is it not our very purpose to exude sexual mystique in our every action, to chew ‘like we’ve got a secret’, to smile sweetly and fart secretly – for our entire lives, every single day, until the sweet release of death?!
Read More ‘chew like you have a secret’There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
Read More Protected: a raspberry sorbet & a break-up, pleaseI know, I know, I’m a monster – but in my defence, a message featuring more than 3 tongue-out emojis cannot be tolerated.
Read More How hard could it be to stop ghosting?A cheeky snapchat, or a suggestive ‘like’ on Instagram and he is sliding into your DM’s faster than a bobsleigh.
Read More hoorah for the back burner boyJust call me Eve…I’m a sucker for that juicy, red, shining forbidden fruit dangling so invitingly from the tree of temptation…
Read More What’s so wrong with low-hanging fruit anyway..?I first watched the Victoria’s Secret (VS) show on television as a teenager, and immediately became obsessed with the idea of morphing myself into one of those goddesses
Read More Is VS, BS?My eyes snapped open. I could not believe what I was seeing – possibly the world’s most convincing Danny DeVito lookalike was sitting next to me.
Read More a strange encounter in the steam room