…is it not our very purpose to exude sexual mystique in our every action, to chew ‘like we’ve got a secret’, to smile sweetly and fart secretly – for our entire lives, every single day, until the sweet release of death?!Read More ‘chew like you have a secret’
He scratched his chin, a tell-tell sign that he was feeling extremely awkward. GOD he was irritating.Read More a raspberry sorbet & a break-up, please
I know, I know, I’m a monster – but in my defence, a message featuring more than 3 tongue-out emojis cannot be tolerated.Read More How hard could it be to stop ghosting?
A cheeky snapchat, or a suggestive ‘like’ on Instagram and he is sliding into your DM’s faster than a bobsleigh.Read More hoorah for the back burner boy
Just call me Eve…I’m a sucker for that juicy, red, shining forbidden fruit dangling so invitingly from the tree of temptation…Read More What’s so wrong with low-hanging fruit anyway..?
I first watched the Victoria’s Secret (VS) show on television as a teenager, and immediately became obsessed with the idea of morphing myself into one of those goddessesRead More Is VS, BS?
My eyes snapped open. I could not believe what I was seeing – possibly the world’s most convincing Danny DeVito lookalike was sitting next to me.Read More a strange encounter in the steam room
Imagine that your boyfriend’s mum dislikes you, and when I say ‘dislikes’, I mean hates…and when I say ‘hates’, I mean detests. If you were Regina George, she would echo Janis Ian’s sentiments toward you.Read More slut shamed by my mother in law
Loyal lifelong parter, or serial killer? – it’s anyone’s guess.Read More The 5 Types of Men on Dating Apps
One minute you’re browsing their Instagram… the next, you’re crying down the phone to them in the back of a taxi, on the way to their house.Read More Why you should block your ex